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I'm just your average 30 something white geeky male who want's to be cool... but it's hard when you drive a minivan!
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I just got my special delivery of Archie McPhee meat supplies. Included was a beuatiful bacon wallet and a collection of meat stickers for my Powerbook. This is the type of shit that drives Amanda bananas! Check it out!
Conversations on the Train
[ Geeky Stranger ] Pee Sees are better then Macs.
[ Me ] (Silence, I had my headphones on and I was trying to ignore him. )
[ Geeky Stranger ] Excuse me, Mr. Mac... Pee Sees are better then Macs.
[ Me ] Oh yeah?
[ Geeky Stranger ] The only reason Macs don't have viruses is because there are more Pee Sees and people who write viruses don't waste time writing viruses for Macs, not because they can't. People who write viruses are really smart and could write viruses for Macs if they wanted to.
[ Me ] Well since they don't write viruses for Macs wouldn't that make Macs better?
[ Geeky Stranger ] No, because there are more programs for Pee Sees.
[ Me ] Quanity is not a measure of quality.
Geeky stranger is stuned by my answer and stops talking to me. I put my headphones back on and continue to read my Python book on my shitty Mac.
